Written by Brew
12-14-16 7:33 AM EST: See what the ACLU says in this graphic? "The cross is not a symbol of the Christmas holiday season." Of course, after that remarkable remark, they quickly issued another press release saying that neither apples nor cherries had any part or parcel of apple and cherry pies, that beef had nothing whatsoever to do with double meat Whoppers, and that semitractor truck trailers with 18 or more wheels are actually bicycles. The company that owns Kentucky Fried Chicken responded immediately, anxious to know whether or not they should remove the word "chicken" from their name.
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